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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
) ?" f' }( F7 B9 g2 l! y5 P( {/ I我这辈子就毁在你手里。
" ?* J, l: R3 C' e# g2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
) l4 A9 X4 Q1 g& P7 o# F6 XThat's why I always wake up screaming.
- W  y# k6 h7 b" W1 f' z你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
: x/ ^' O4 }, N6 J( q. M5 y2 `4 A3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
; ^2 e7 F& A" S& b/ v3 vThis describes everything you are not.
) J$ G% h. T$ F善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
0 O: i9 C" D( \5 O8 x4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
, l) D* d$ ~  J0 Z2 }: [6 O爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
/ c' L/ {; v& }' Y" M! ZBut the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
. m, R9 G+ w0 U7 @娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
; Y, P  h7 P/ O4 `* d7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
2 m2 M$ W+ y2 Z8 K8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
8 l4 U% K! I" `: B: e  F. ?2 oDamn, I'm good at telling lies!
6 ]3 L7 `- L! v我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
) F9 {8 e$ j) q# V0 N- ]3 C$ S( X% ?3 y你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
+ H9 @+ `3 ?5 l+ y/ }Except for maybe "Go to hell."
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
; T" L) c+ u& U# p( z: o) _是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
# L' g- O$ j! y" i/ j" }伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。